On the first day in my world the universe gave to me
One Yukon XL with 100,000 miles
On the second day in my world the universe gave to me two
non-working hearing aids for my husband and a Yukon XL with 100,000 miles
On the third day in my world the universe gave me to three
crazy 100lb dogs, two non- working hearing aids for my husband and a Yukon XL
with 100,000 miles.
On the fourth day in my world the universe gave to me four
dying hedges due to the drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two non-working
hearing aids for my husband, and a Yukon XL with 100,000.
On the fifth day in my world the universe gave to me five
smart active kids who are bleeding me dry with extracurricular activities and
sports fees, four dying hedges due to drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two
non-working hearing aids for my husband and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles.
On the sixth day in my world the universe gave to me six
baby t’s that I’ll never fit in again, five smart active kids who are bleeding
me dry with extracurricular activities and sports fees, four dying hedges due
to drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two non-working hearing aids for my husband
and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles.
On the seventh day of my world the universe gave to me seven
mistakenly downloaded apps, six baby t’s that I’ll never fit in again, five
smart active kids who are bleeding me dry with extracurricular activities and
sports fees, four dying hedges due to drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two
non-working hearing aids for my husband and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles
On the eight day in my world the universe gave to me eight
mystery foods wrapped in foil in my frig, seven mistakenly downloaded apps, six
baby t’s that I’ll never fit in again, five smart active kids who are bleeding
me dry with extracurricular activities and sports fees, four dying hedges due
to drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two non-working hearing aids for my husband
and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles.
On the ninth day in my world the universe gave to me nine
different telemarkers on my cell phone, eight mystery foods wrapped in foil in
my frig, seven mistakenly downloaded apps, six baby t’s that I’ll never fit in
again, five smart active kids who are bleeding me dry with extracurricular activities
and sports fees, four dying hedges due to drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two
non-working hearing aids for my husband and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles.
On the tenth day in my world the universe gave to me ten
pairs of white socks washed with a red shirt, nine different telemarkers on my
cell phone, eight mystery foods wrapped in foil in my frig, seven mistakenly
downloaded apps, six baby t’s that I’ll never fit in again, five smart active
kids who are bleeding me dry with extracurricular activities and sports fees,
four dying hedges due to drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two non-working
hearing aids for my husband and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles.
On the eleventh day of my world the universe gave to me
eleven boxes of why is my husband keeping this, ten pairs of white socks washed
with a red shirt, nine different telemarkers on my cell phone, eight mystery
foods wrapped in foil in my frig, seven mistakenly downloaded apps, six baby
t’s that I’ll never fit in again, five smart active kids who are bleeding me
dry with extracurricular activities and sports fees, four dying hedges due to
drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two non-working hearing aids for my husband
and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles.
On the twelfth day of my world the universe gave to me a
twelve-ounce vodka cranberry to wash down the eleven boxes of why is my husband
keeping this, ten pairs of white socks washed with a red shirt, nine different
telemarkers on my cell phone, eight mystery foods wrapped in foil in my frig, seven
mistakenly downloaded apps, six baby t’s that I’ll never fit in again, five
smart active kids who are bleeding me dry with extracurricular activities and
sports fees, four dying hedges due to drought, three crazy 100lb dogs, two
non-working hearing aids for my husband and a Yukon Xl with 100,000 miles.
